This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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