Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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