i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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