Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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