But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
