Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My vagina just recognized that song.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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