we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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