hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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