When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
