the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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