We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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