at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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