Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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