I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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