The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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