Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My vagina just clenched in fear
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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