I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think people are normalizing furries
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
