so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
