So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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