Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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