Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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