Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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