Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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