Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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