My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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