I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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