Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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