He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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