the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
