Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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