We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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