so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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