what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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