as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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