youre lurking in front of me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Randomize
