Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Drunk is not a location!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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