Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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