help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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