a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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