idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet he comes in French.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
