idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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