hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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