Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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