Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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