weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
