Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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