i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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