This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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