I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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