I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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