i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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