Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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