There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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