He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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