a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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