Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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