my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
