For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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