If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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